Thursday, September 13, 2007

Today me and choonkhee stayed in school.
Choonkhee was supposed to have drama meeting and I was only supposed to eat lunch with her.

In the end, choonkhee's drama meeting was cancelled.
We didn't want to go home so early, so we stayed in school to play =p

As I have brought cling wrap for the miss natural vegetation pagent(how ever you spelt it), the geography thingy, so I had tons of cling wrap left.
So I tore some and then I started playing with it.
Then an idea struck my mind and I took the cling wrap and hit it on choonkhee's face.
And AHAHAS it got sticked to her face and was dangling down there. SO FUNNY!
After that, she got real pissed and she wanted to take revenge on me.
So we went around running in circles with her taking a cling wrap on her hand and chasing me xD

In the end she managed to stick it on my face because I was too tired and wasn't paying much attention to her.

We played till 4pm.
Hahas, so fun.
Then we wanted to prank call anyone, but we especially wanted to prank call angela xD
We went walking around looking for public phones but there wasn't any, so in the end we decided not to prank call anyone.

Played the game with bernie again.
Once again I won :D

I feel so tired nowadays, maybe I have not much energy left :O

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I am in the state of depression

tsk tsk.
As a result of me slacking too much and not being studious,
I have got bad bad bad results T.T

Literature- 15/25
English-19/30

I feel so depressed now.
I got B4 for this 2 subjects.
I am so in a state of depression.
I haven't got so low for literature before ok.
Somemore I got an A2 for mid-year and now...

Never mind, 13 more days to SA2.
I shall start studying.
People, don't be alarmed if you don't see me online or I am online but away,
cause I am studying

So yah, people, stop slacking.
Time to hit the books before your marks go flying away.
Good luck people for SA2.
Get A1s for all subjects!
Got back our results for maths, geography & science yesterday.

VERY VERY happy i got good results ;D

Just that geography dampens my mood.
I got like 50/100.
Just passd -.-
For the paper I failed T.T
7/15.
I could get an 8 ok!
Careless me :(
Anyway, it was the fieldwork project which helped me pass :D
So i must thank my group members especially sweeying who made the fieldwork project get an 8/10 ;D

Anyway,getting back the science paper was fun.
Mrs Tan was like saying "ok, everyone get your papers and see your marks. If you get 40 and above, you dip your hand into this plastic bag and take whatever that you've grabbed."
LOLS!
Then people in front were like walking back to their seats without dipping their hand into the plastic bag, except for 1 or 2 people.
I was like oh my gosh!
Those smart people didn't get 40 and above, me leh? Surely fail already lah.
So when Mrs Tan called my name I was panicking like mad -.-
I saw my test paper and I was like "omg yay i passed!"
got 41/45 :D
Man! I feel oh-so-happy ;D

Maths was kinda scary.
I didn't even check the paper.
Just as I finished writing, the time was up.
I thought I a bound to fail and make many careless mistakes since I didn't check.
I didn't dare to look at my paper when I got it back.
Cynthia was the one who helped me xD
I am scared of looking at the marks on test papers >.<
yah!
She was like "aiyah, you got higher than me lah!"
Before that she already said she got A1, hahas so I was like phew!
Got 43/50.
Once again, I feel oh-so-happy ;D
Made 2 careless mistakes or else I could have gotten 49/50 -.-
Cause of of the question was 5 marks and I just did one small minor mistake, I got the whole question wrong.
But at least Mrs Lee gave me 1 mark ;)

Currently having 2 A1s and 2 C6s -.-
A1s for science and maths.
C6 for higher chinese and geography.

I have learnt to work hard from today onwards!

Saturday, September 08, 2007


Today i smelt a really bad smell. A smell so bad it was worst than ChoonKhee's farts! Can you imagine how bad that was? And that smell kept following me where ever i went. So i asked my mother if she smelt anything and she told me that the smell was coming from me and that i've always smelt like that since i stopped bathing. I was shocked out of my wits(not that i really have any)!! I've been smelling like corrosive farts for 8 weeks already and no one told me? Oh wait, no one has even talked to me for the past eight weeks, except choonkhee, cause i was too smelly to approach!
Choonkhee later came over to my house so we could discuss my problem and i said," Choonkhee, I think i'm undergoing some changes with my body!"
and she said," OMG! YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT PUBERTY? FINALLY SOMEONE WILL TEACH ME! SO WHAT IS A BRA?"
and then i replied," WTH! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW, THAT'S WHY I CALLED YOU, YOU NITWIT!"
then choonkhee replied," I KNOW! WE CAN ASK SMARTERCHILD! MY NEW ROBOT FRIEND ON MSN." so for the rest of the day we had fun asking SmarterChild about puberty.


I will never write such disgusting stuff -.-

Friday, September 07, 2007

Ahhas!
Found a very cute short anime.

http://www.crunchyroll.com/showmedia?id=7874

please go watch ;D

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Gosh!
I miss the computer so much xD

Went to pinkie's house for that drama thingy and sleepover.

Pictures to share with everyone :D


our feets xD mine;; pinkie;; jasmine;; cynthia;; kaili ( in clockwise)


our feets again with a marshmellow in the middle. it really looks like a sheep xD


pinkie yawning. hahahas =x

Sat on the trampoline at night and eat marshmellows and talk!
After that we lie down with out heads together, we could practically feel the whole trampoline sinking down xD
ahhas!
anyway, the drama thingy's nice and everything's nice :D

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Watched Hairspray with my dear cousin, adora, today :D

We ran like 2 cinemas -.-
First we went to Cathay cinema near dobby ghaut at the time slot was 3.05pm.
The time was 1.20pm when we reached there.
We aren't that insane to wait there and shop there since there isn't anything nice to shop and see
Then we decided to go to plaza singapura.
We reached there at 2.05pm.
The time slot was 2.00pm!
We should have went plaza singapura first man!
So we pondered for like 15 mins down there.
Our final decision was we shop at plaza singapura till 2.45pm then we walk back to that cathay cinema.
So yah my dear cousin saw this really nice shirt and she pondered for like 10 mins and in the end, finally, she bought it xD
So yah, we reached the cathay cinema at 3.00pm.
My cousin then went to choose this side seat.
Then we pondered at the snacks bar for 5 mins to choose what kind of popcorn set we want xD
So we went into the cinema at 3.10pm.
When we sat down, I realised something so SPECIAL :D
We are the only ones seating at the side seat!
The rest of the people are seating in the middle.
=.=
I feel so awkward ok!
HMPF!
Yah, hairspray's a very nice show ;D
The air con was so cold inside it freezes me and makes my teeth chatter =.=

After the show we went to shop again and we went PC Bunk!
Kinda scary cause there got a lot of ________ =.=

Then we went back to AMK hub to eat sushi!
yay-ness!
sushi! sushi! sushi!

oh yah oh yah!
our drama group is staying at pinkie's house tomorrow :D
I hope it will be fun fun & fun!
I haven't done research though.
Should start them now ;D

Monday, September 03, 2007

World News

Today, Tan Bao Yi, invented a new kind of meat. It is called the Germaine-Turtle meat.
It is currently sold in leading supermarkets.
It's nett price is $10 for 1kg.

Common asked questions

Why is it so expensive?
The reason is because it is made from the real germaine meat and it's tasty and crunchy.Once you pop one into your mouth, it will go 'crunch crunch'! Totally feels like a chewing gum!

How is it made?
Firstly, Germaine Tan will be washed in a high-end detergent. Then she will be hanged out to dry to make the crispyness. Then she will be BBQ-ed at a BBQ pit at East Coast park. She will then be roasted for 2 hours to make the inner meat tender and crispy. The meat will then be cut into small pieces. Then it will be packed into packets of 10. It is convenient and easy to bring around and eat.

What is so special about it?
The small pieces comes in the shape of turtles! Germaine loves turtles so her meat will be in turtle shapes too :D

HURRY! GET YOURS NOW IN LEADING SUPERMARKETS!

Call 61234567 or email at germainetan@germainmeat.com for more enquires.


Hurhurhur!
Germaine, I hope you aren't angry with me.

Germaine da great!
Germaine da bian tai!
Germaine da emo girl!
Germaine da guitar obssesser!
Germaine da turtle lover!

Yay! I want to paint germaine with turtles all over her face!
She's simply obssessed over turtles!
So everyone, start taking your paintbrushes and paint a turtle on her face or on her room's walls :D
Stop hesitating, you will never regret! Go to 3/4 and find her now xD

Today I made bernie mad, I really didn't mean it.
I feel so guilty now, please forgive me yah?

Saturday, September 01, 2007

HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY AUNT!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BERNADETTE!


hehes.
It's so BORING...

I pracitised guitar in the morning and I found out that I could actually play guitar 1 part in the "Journey" song!

I feel so p-r-o-u-d :D
KOH CHOON KHEE!
You womanly woman!
Don't think that you're the only one who can play guitar 1!
I can too ok, I can play smoothly but not that fast.
At least you can't play the school song.
LALALA~

Woots, I feel high.
Maybe cause it's the holidays!
HEHES.
But holidays aren't for fun, they are for studying and doing revision ):

I miss so many people now.
Especially people like choonkhee, angela, bernie and teresa.
Gosh!

I went on a shopping spree today at Junction 8 :D
My mother almost killed me man cause I spent like $100+ xD
Wanted to buy billabong pencil case and wallet.
But all those that the shop was selling were sucky.
So i didn't buy.
Hahas.
Then me and my mum went to OP and found this really nice wallet and pencil case.
But then I think that I still wants billabong, so yeah, didn't buy it in the end.


I'm depressed now.
Because of _______ ):
tsk tsk.
only choonkhee knows what the blank is =[

Friday, August 31, 2007

After mass and concert at IJ today, I went back to Anderson.

Reached there at about 1pm.
There were many people there already.
Ahhas.
I saw ladonna, mei, shumin, ying ruey and ladonna.
I was SOOOO happy.
Finally can see Mei again :D

Here is a mini photo of 6/5 '06 with Mrs Ratna :D

Tuesday, August 28, 2007


Today it rained. so i sang "rain, rain, go away." and the maths teacher looked at me. But choon khee, being emo, was so happy that it rained so she started doing a jig. I later pointed out to her that emo people don't do jigs-because they're emo. She then replied," humma humma i ate my own boogers for breakfast, no need to eat recess liao!"
so i said to her," why did you eat your own boogers? Mine taste better you ticku!"
and she said, "hummahumma it's ok because my taste buds and nervous system have been ruined after i smelt your acidic breath. Hummahumma and now i keep saying hummahumma before every sentence, gosh!"
oh and today Choon khee and i accidently set the toilet on fire! Because choon khee also has highly flammable armpit odour! and there i was in the toilet trying to light my pipe to smoke my weed when she raised her armpits! Now i have no eyebrown hair.

Monday, August 27, 2007

MY BABY HAMSTERS ARE WALKING!

Sorry eh I feel kinda high. When the baby hamsters walk, it's like seeing your own children taking their first step xDDD

Ok I know this is lame but then they have fur and they are walking.
The miraculous thing is that the grew rapidly today.

Yesterday night before I slept, I saw them still so tiny and weak.
But when I see them just, they are like ohmygod! SO BIG and strong.

Can't really take a picture because the babies are all inside the tube.
5 of them squashed together inside a tube=/
And yeah hahas I'm just so happy.

I have to thank kelly SOOOOOOO much for giving me the hamsters' sandbath, sawdust and food.
I seriously need them now since now I have SEVEN hamsters to care and feed xD

May post a picture later after I finish revising my history,
for now I shall go and revise.
BUH-BYE*(:

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Gosh! I found out that Miss Shanti is so scary.
Yesterday she gave us a mock test and then while we were doing,
she went next door, which is 2/7, and peep in.
The timing is just so nice!
Miss Shanti caught Bernie, Teresa, Petra and another girl eating in class -.-
So she told the 4 of them to come into our class and sit in one straight line in front of our classroom.
GOSH!
I got a shock out of my life.
It was so distracting so I guess for the mock test I wrote crap at one part xD

Today during EP it was so boring so me and choonkhee decided to use our crispy noodles shared email and wrote her a letter xD

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wahhas!
SO interesting.
Warheads rocks man ^^
Lynn is so nice to talk to.
I found out her full name!
Lynn Lim Xu Xin - LL XX
Cool man, somemore it rhymes xDDD

Today we had maths make-up lesson.
Miss Chua only taught her 1/2 students and she gave the 1/1 students extra questions.
So choonkhee didn't know how to find the volume and surface area of a prism and cylinder,
so for 2 hours I became her tutor and she kept calling me tutor!
Ahhas so interesting man!
Woah~
I'm so high now(:

Tomorrow science we going for garden walk around the school :D
Whee first 2 periods, means the weather will be cooling.
Great! Prefect! xD
Then P.E!
Yay-ness!
Learning cha cha at the dance studio with 3/4.
Our 2nd lesson :D
Cha cha rocks man, right choonkhee?

I miss promenade.
I miss guitar.
I miss lynn, germaine, cecilia, qi qing, bernie, teresa, phyllis, qi xiang, jie le.
Gosh!
I just miss the whole guitar ensemble and that everyone rocks man.
Gosh I feel like crying.
All the very good memories~

I'm officially sick.
Whose fault?
Koh Choon Khee!
Actually I was sick since june holidays, sick for one month.
Then I recovered in july.
Then choonkhee caught my virus.
Then now she recovered,
my turn to get sick.
OMG!
Why does the virus pass between the both of us only -.-
Having a damn bad sore throat and flu.
I can't smell my favourite food anymore ):

Here to show everyone my baby hamsters :D

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Everything's over!
Promenade's over!
Can you believe it?!
We have been practising for 2 months plus.
And all the fun we had,
all the funny and great times i had with choonkhee.
I'm so sad.

Me and choonkhee cried today after make-up.
We were so sad.
I didn't know I was so mean to choonkhee in the past.
I felt very guilty.
Many things have happened.
All this while our friendship has gone through thick and thin,
finally we became best of friends despite people trying to seperate us.
I feel so sad.
After the touch time for the make-up, i drew the eyeliner for choonkhee too thick and she cried again, i feel so guilty. i'm so sorry my dearest best friend ):

Today everything's over.
No more priviliedges.
But from this whole thing, I've learnt many things.
I've get to know many people and i get to know many people better.
I feel like crying again.

All this will be memories...











Thursday, August 16, 2007

Whee!
No school today.
Actually no school priviledge is only for promenade people.

I'm supposed to sleep longer,
but here I am posting and using the computer.

10 more days to exams!
Oh craps!
I'm scared
Are all of you scared too?

Yesterday during promenade rehearsals was super funny xD

I had my whole face full of thick, uneven foundation -.-
Whose fault?
BERNADETTE LEE!
She took my sponge and mad a part of my face full of foundation.
Baoyi looks like a freak! -said by choonkhee -.-
Kind kind hillary came over and helped me look less like a freak :D
So nice of her right?
Thanks so much hillary(:
But it turned out still to be horrid xD
So choonkhee took a cotton thingy ( whatever that is called)
and applied some toner on my face and scrubbed the foundation off my face.
Then turned out halfway that choonkhee is the next target and bernadette and phyllis were like pulling her.
I got real pissed and I shouted at them to let choonkhee off.
I was real pissed at that time.
Don't ever mess with me or you shall know the concequences
I can get even fiercer.
Now I know the reason why so many people were scared of me last year -.-
Now I know the reason why so many people hate me this fierce prefect xD

LALA~
For dinner, the whole 1/1 occupied the whole row of benches.
So cool right ^^
It's like 1/1 renuion dinner xD

I'm meeting choonkhee for lunch later at 1pm.
Wondering what to eat.
I have a sudden craving for MacDonalds :D:D

Gosh it's raining.
The whole balcony is flooded!
And the potted plants at the balcony is flooded too.
Will there be mosquitoes?
EKKS!


I'm bored.
LALA~
No one is online...
Has everyone gone to school instead?
OMG OMG OMG!
WAHAHAS.
LALA~
ANGELA ROCKS.
I ROCK.
CHOONKHEE ROCKS TOO.
ODELIA ROCKS TOO TOO.
RUIYING ROCKS TOO TOO TOO.
SWEEYING ROCKS TOO TOO TOO TOO.
YUN LU ROCKS TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO.
MARIAN ROCKS TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO.
GRACE ROCKS TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO.
ROCHELLE ROCKS TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO.
VANESSA ROCKS TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO TOO.
I hope i naded all the names correctly.
I can't remember who else is in promenade xD
P.S, I named the guitarists and lighting crew only =]

Sunday, August 12, 2007


Hello world! Today i found out that my breathe is acidic! What am i to do? When i tried to eat a chocolate just now it dissolved in my hands!
Then, I talked to choon khee on the phone and then the phone dissolved! My mama is going to kill me when she finds out! I think i better buy some breath mints or i'll dissolve evrything i breathe on! So scary!
But then again it maybe a blessing in disguise! cuz i'll just breathe in anyone i don't like and *poof*! away they disappear! Yay! So watch out don't offend me or i will flick my boogers at you, then i'll breathe on you and you'll have to scrub real hard to get my boogers out of your hair!!!


Definitely not written by me xD

Friday, August 10, 2007

Whee!
Just now I went to watch 不能说的秘密 with my mama :D
It was so weird because I am the only like teenager in the whole cinema =/
The story is very funny in the first part and so damn touching at the end =]

Plot
The story was about high school student Ye, who studied in the school his father taught. Ye’s piano skill was above others. On the first day of school, while walking around the piano rooms, he heard an unknown and beautiful melody, played by Lu. From then on, the two were always together. However, Lu seemed mysterious and when Ye tried to get to know her more, she always brushed off his questions by saying that it was a secret.

There was a misunderstanding between the two of them, and subsequently Lu never came to school anymore. Ye was heartbroken. But the more he tried to find out, he realized that things were not as they seemed.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

o.O
It's been a LONG time since I've posted.

First day of night rehearsals
FUN!
SLEEPY!
INTERESTING!
SCARY!~
We had cheesy spaghatti with white sausage on top.
It was kinda disgusting.
So I offered mine to odelia.
And she ate them all down :D
Rehearsals kinda interesting.
I've forgotten everything xD

second day of rehearsals
We had fried rice with chicken wings!
I tell u people,
this is the nicest dinner man!
then I ate choonkhee's chicken wings for her because she had one left and she's too full to eat =.=
I feel like a distbin xD
Anyway, that jonathan lim screamed at us during curtain call.
because dear him isn't happy with the way we did our curtain call.
and we had to do a so-called "nightwalk" from the old 1/1 classroom to the primary sch side!
So fun and thrilling and me and choonkhee devised a plan on how to scare people and it works! x)
We managed to scare off phyliis (:
My head scarf drop off halfway while i was running >.<
Must tell myself next time cannot tie that hairstyle.
Then when everything has ended, i went back to search for my head scarf and found out that it's gone!
So i was like so sad and disappointed ):
Luckily, mdm hong came into the classroom and said "where's baoyi?" then i was like "here here!" x)
she found my head scarf and picked it up for me.
so sweet and nice of her(:
a million thanks to u mdm hong :D

Today's rehearsals
It was so shoik because we get to come to school at 2pm!
Then i was like playing the computer at 1.30pm and i agreed to meet choonkhee at toa payoh mrt station at 1.45pm.
So in the end when i was about to leave the house, i can't find the house keys and my mama told me to go out from the balcony and I feel that it is like so stupid so int the end i ransacked my whole bag and I found the house keys xD
This took me like 5 mins -.-
Then I ran and rushed to the mrt station and I miss the train so i had to wait for another 8 more minutes which pissed me and choonkhee xD
I'm so sorry eh choonkhee, I know I don't have good time management xD

When we reached school, we found out that we 2 plus claire are the only ones who are in sch uniform which made me feel so weird!
Ok never mind -.-

Dinner was some gross bee hon and chicken.
there wasn't any drinks left in all the vending machines and just nice angela and all went 7-11 to buy drinks and there were like 1/4 of miranda left so we bought it from angela for 50 cents.
it wasn't enough for me and choonkhee,
so we bought some weird herbal drink from the vending machine and then it taste disgusting and then teresa said it's tasty so we exchanged the herbal tea with their grass power drink.
it seriously taste so much better.
Sorry teresa for making u drink that disgusting drink ):

Then night rehearsals starts.
After curtain call, jonathan lim says that it's very wonderful and everyone was very delighted because he said if today's curtain call is horrendous, he will cancel the whole curtain call which is so saddening ):

hahas, then me and choonkhee rushed to 7-11 to buy drinks because we are so damn thirsty!
LOL!
Omg almost died of thirsty-ness x)

Friday, August 03, 2007

Today choon khee didn't come to school. She called my in the morning to say that her gums were now inflamed from using cheap, immitation toothpaste.I told her not to buy it. I told her not to buy anything on offer.
But nooo...she's something else! stubborn stubborn stuuubborn!
today after school, i went to geylang, to visit ck and when she opened the door she was picking her nose! looks like the both of us hae another thing in common!
picking our noses!
so together we dug our noses and then she showed me her collection and i showed her mine and we traded a few..yay!


continuation of that booger story
ahhas!


choonkhee and sweeying(:

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

omg! so sad i'm running out of boogers to throw at ppl! i better breathe in more dirt and dust so i can produce big juicy green slimy boogers.
today i threw 5 piece at the chinese teacher, 11 and fausta tan and a bit on myself.
my senior ______ who soiled herself then passed me her stuffs 2 throw at other ppl.
strangely her poop smelt pretty good. i wonder why. it smelt like kalamari with pizza, so fragrant tt i totally felt like eating it.
okok i admit..i snuck a few pieces so choon khee if you were wondering what the little bits of brown stuff on my teeth were then now u know...
tune in 2morrow for what happens next.


People who read this should know I don't have dirty minds and that this is writeen by my senior.
It is a continuous story of the first booger story =/