Today i smelt a really bad smell. A smell so bad it was worst than ChoonKhee's farts! Can you imagine how bad that was? And that smell kept following me where ever i went. So i asked my mother if she smelt anything and she told me that the smell was coming from me and that i've always smelt like that since i stopped bathing. I was shocked out of my wits(not that i really have any)!! I've been smelling like corrosive farts for 8 weeks already and no one told me? Oh wait, no one has even talked to me for the past eight weeks, except choonkhee, cause i was too smelly to approach!
Choonkhee later came over to my house so we could discuss my problem and i said," Choonkhee, I think i'm undergoing some changes with my body!"
and she said," OMG! YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT PUBERTY? FINALLY SOMEONE WILL TEACH ME! SO WHAT IS A BRA?"
and then i replied," WTH! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW, THAT'S WHY I CALLED YOU, YOU NITWIT!"
then choonkhee replied," I KNOW! WE CAN ASK SMARTERCHILD! MY NEW ROBOT FRIEND ON MSN." so for the rest of the day we had fun asking SmarterChild about puberty.


I will never write such disgusting stuff -.-