I've lost count of how many days it's been since i last bathed. I now officially cultivate fungus. Yesterday i found a whole forest under my armpits! i have decided to keep them. It's hard not crossing my arms, i hope i don't squash them.They're my only friends right now, no one else dares approach me. not even choonkhee, well not without her gas mask of course. I feel depressed, i can't shave my armpits anymore with out hurting my fungus.So i have decided to stop shaving. so people, if you see some black, curly-wurly stuff sticking out of under my arms, then you know what it is. Just yesterday Bernie saw what was under my armpits and she asked me if that was weed and asked me to sell her some. I didn't know she took drugs! Also, a family of flies have made my hair their new home. So i cannot possibly bathe! Or else so many creatures shall lose their homes!I shall post more when more things start growing on/out of me.