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Today, Tan Bao Yi, invented a new kind of meat. It is called the Germaine-Turtle meat.
It is currently sold in leading supermarkets.
It's nett price is $10 for 1kg.

Common asked questions

Why is it so expensive?
The reason is because it is made from the real germaine meat and it's tasty and crunchy.Once you pop one into your mouth, it will go 'crunch crunch'! Totally feels like a chewing gum!

How is it made?
Firstly, Germaine Tan will be washed in a high-end detergent. Then she will be hanged out to dry to make the crispyness. Then she will be BBQ-ed at a BBQ pit at East Coast park. She will then be roasted for 2 hours to make the inner meat tender and crispy. The meat will then be cut into small pieces. Then it will be packed into packets of 10. It is convenient and easy to bring around and eat.

What is so special about it?
The small pieces comes in the shape of turtles! Germaine loves turtles so her meat will be in turtle shapes too :D

HURRY! GET YOURS NOW IN LEADING SUPERMARKETS!

Call 61234567 or email at germainetan@germainmeat.com for more enquires.


Hurhurhur!
Germaine, I hope you aren't angry with me.

Germaine da great!
Germaine da bian tai!
Germaine da emo girl!
Germaine da guitar obssesser!
Germaine da turtle lover!

Yay! I want to paint germaine with turtles all over her face!
She's simply obssessed over turtles!
So everyone, start taking your paintbrushes and paint a turtle on her face or on her room's walls :D
Stop hesitating, you will never regret! Go to 3/4 and find her now xD

Today I made bernie mad, I really didn't mean it.
I feel so guilty now, please forgive me yah?