Hello world! Today i found out that my breathe is acidic! What am i to do? When i tried to eat a chocolate just now it dissolved in my hands!
Then, I talked to choon khee on the phone and then the phone dissolved! My mama is going to kill me when she finds out! I think i better buy some breath mints or i'll dissolve evrything i breathe on! So scary!
But then again it maybe a blessing in disguise! cuz i'll just breathe in anyone i don't like and *poof*! away they disappear! Yay! So watch out don't offend me or i will flick my boogers at you, then i'll breathe on you and you'll have to scrub real hard to get my boogers out of your hair!!!


Definitely not written by me xD