Today it rained. so i sang "rain, rain, go away." and the maths teacher looked at me. But choon khee, being emo, was so happy that it rained so she started doing a jig. I later pointed out to her that emo people don't do jigs-because they're emo. She then replied," humma humma i ate my own boogers for breakfast, no need to eat recess liao!"
so i said to her," why did you eat your own boogers? Mine taste better you ticku!"
and she said, "hummahumma it's ok because my taste buds and nervous system have been ruined after i smelt your acidic breath. Hummahumma and now i keep saying hummahumma before every sentence, gosh!"
oh and today Choon khee and i accidently set the toilet on fire! Because choon khee also has highly flammable armpit odour! and there i was in the toilet trying to light my pipe to smoke my weed when she raised her armpits! Now i have no eyebrown hair.